Update your Facebook Status using funny tongue twisters. These will be both funny and confusing to your readers. Here are a few examples of tongue twisters that could be used as a funny Facebook status update.
...saw Sally selling seashells by the seashore.
...was wondering how much wood a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
...Photographed Peter Piper as Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.
...was wondering which wristwatches are Swiss wristwatches.
...likes the people like you who like others like me and make the others like me to like others like you.
...went to sea to see what he could see. And all he could see was sea, sea, sea.
...wishes to wish the wish you wish to wish, unless you wish to wish the wish the witch wishes, then I won"t wish the wish you wish to wish.
...says if you understand, say "understand", but if you don"t understand, say "don"t understand". But if you understand and say "don"t understand". How do I understand that you understand? Understand!
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Change Your Personal Information On Facebook For Fun
If you want to have a little fun and possibly create some drama on Facebook, you can change your personal information on Facebook. Here are a few examples of this...
1. Keep changing your birthday to the next day and see who keeps wishing you a happy birthday and who catches on.
2. Choose a strange political party as your "political view".
3. Choose a strange religion as your "religious view".
4. Change your relationship status to see who freaks out about it. NOTE: this is probably not wise if you are actually in a relationship.
5. Selected married as your relationship status and choose one of your friends, they will have to confirm it, so in essence you are proposing to them.
6. Under "contact information" change your location to somewhere exotic or strange, so it appears as though you have moved to this place.
1. Keep changing your birthday to the next day and see who keeps wishing you a happy birthday and who catches on.
2. Choose a strange political party as your "political view".
3. Choose a strange religion as your "religious view".
4. Change your relationship status to see who freaks out about it. NOTE: this is probably not wise if you are actually in a relationship.
5. Selected married as your relationship status and choose one of your friends, they will have to confirm it, so in essence you are proposing to them.
6. Under "contact information" change your location to somewhere exotic or strange, so it appears as though you have moved to this place.
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Funny Chuck Norris Like Status Updates
Update your Facebook status with a Chuck Norris like joke. We've all heard Chuck Norris jokes, so why not use one as your Facebook status. You can humor your friends by updating your Facebook status with a ridiculous statement like those used in Chuck Norris jokes. Below are a few examples.
(NAME)...
...doesn't read books, he just stares them down until he gets the information he wants out of them.
...doesn't sleep, he waits.
...is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
...doesn't mow his lawn, he stands outside and dares it to grow.
...can slam a revolving door.
...counted to infinity...............TWICE!!!
...can divide by zero.
...is not Politically Correct. He is just Correct. Always.
...can speak Braille.
...knows where Carmen Sandiego is.
...once won a game of Connect Four in 3 moves.
...can do a wheelie on a unicycle.
...can kill two stones with one bird.
...was once wrong, but only because he thought he had made a mistake.
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...doesn't read books, he just stares them down until he gets the information he wants out of them.
...doesn't sleep, he waits.
...is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
...doesn't mow his lawn, he stands outside and dares it to grow.
...can slam a revolving door.
...counted to infinity...............TWICE!!!
...can divide by zero.
...is not Politically Correct. He is just Correct. Always.
...can speak Braille.
...knows where Carmen Sandiego is.
...once won a game of Connect Four in 3 moves.
...can do a wheelie on a unicycle.
...can kill two stones with one bird.
...was once wrong, but only because he thought he had made a mistake.
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Use Facebook To Promote Your Business
Facebook, with its millions of users, is a great way to promote your business. Whether you are trying to get word out about a new business or are just trying to promote your business in the hopes of bringing in new customers, Facebook can be a very useful tool. You can use Facebook to promote your business in a variety of ways listed below.
How to promote your business on Facebook...
1. Update your status with information about your business.
2. Contact your personal Facebook friends via Facebook messages, wall posts, or chat, and tell them about your business.
3. Create a group dedicated to your business and invite your friends to join.
4. Create a fan page about your business and invite your friends to join.
5. Use Facebook's advertising program to put an ad for your business directly onto Facebook.
6. Join a group that relates to your business and start a discussion topic about your business.
7. Join a group that relates to your business and post a link to your business.
8. Join a group that relates to your business and write on the wall of the group, mentioning your business.
9. Look in groups related to your business and search for people who are inquiring about the type of product your business offers. Then message them.
10. Create an event for your business, like a grand opening or a special sale. Then invite all your friends to it.
Of course before you can promote a business on Facebook you need a business to promote. One type of business that is particularly easy to promote on a social network site such as Facebook is a multi-level marketing or network marketing type business.
How to promote your business on Facebook...
1. Update your status with information about your business.
2. Contact your personal Facebook friends via Facebook messages, wall posts, or chat, and tell them about your business.
3. Create a group dedicated to your business and invite your friends to join.
4. Create a fan page about your business and invite your friends to join.
5. Use Facebook's advertising program to put an ad for your business directly onto Facebook.
6. Join a group that relates to your business and start a discussion topic about your business.
7. Join a group that relates to your business and post a link to your business.
8. Join a group that relates to your business and write on the wall of the group, mentioning your business.
9. Look in groups related to your business and search for people who are inquiring about the type of product your business offers. Then message them.
10. Create an event for your business, like a grand opening or a special sale. Then invite all your friends to it.
Of course before you can promote a business on Facebook you need a business to promote. One type of business that is particularly easy to promote on a social network site such as Facebook is a multi-level marketing or network marketing type business.
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Facebook Mafia Wars Application
Ever wanted to be part of the Mafia? Well Facebook's application Mafia Wars gives you the chance. Just go HERE to start. You will be asked to select a type of character(Mogul, Fearless, or Maniac).
Mogul- Earns money faster.
Fearless- Recovers health faster.
Maniac- Recovers energy faster.
Maniac is probably the best option. Money is not as important as you advance in the game and recovering health is not that hard to do. Energy is very important for completing jobs and fighting.
Once you select a character and enter a name, you can begin playing Mafia Wars.
Start the fun HERE.
Mogul- Earns money faster.
Fearless- Recovers health faster.
Maniac- Recovers energy faster.
Maniac is probably the best option. Money is not as important as you advance in the game and recovering health is not that hard to do. Energy is very important for completing jobs and fighting.
Once you select a character and enter a name, you can begin playing Mafia Wars.
Start the fun HERE.
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Funny Facebook Status Updates 2
Your Facebook status is a chance for you to make your friends laugh at a funny Facebook status. Below is a few examples of funny Facebook statuses that you could use to update your Facebook status.
...is wondering why driveways are driveways and parkways are parkways when you park on a driveway and drive on a parkway.
...is wondering who Burger King's queen is.
...is wondering who Dairy Queen's king is.
...is wondering if Burger King is king and Dairy Queen is queen, who is the prince?
...is listening to the radio to see what is on tv.
...is imagining a world where green means stop and red means go.
...is playing hide and seek with Osama Bin Laden, wow he is good at this game.
...is like annoyed by like people that like use the word like like all the time when they like talk.
...is wondering if anyone has actually sailed the seven seas.
..."where are the seven seas?"
...is wondering why driveways are driveways and parkways are parkways when you park on a driveway and drive on a parkway.
...is wondering who Burger King's queen is.
...is wondering who Dairy Queen's king is.
...is wondering if Burger King is king and Dairy Queen is queen, who is the prince?
...is listening to the radio to see what is on tv.
...is imagining a world where green means stop and red means go.
...is playing hide and seek with Osama Bin Laden, wow he is good at this game.
...is like annoyed by like people that like use the word like like all the time when they like talk.
...is wondering if anyone has actually sailed the seven seas.
..."where are the seven seas?"
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Random Status Question
Here is an idea for you, update your status with a random question, and see what your friends responses are. Below are a few examples of random questions you could post as your status.
"How would you describe me in one word?"
"What is your first memory of me?"
"When was the last time I saw you?"
"What would be a good nickname for me?"
"How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?"
"Why does sally sell seashells by the seashore?"
"Who will you miss the most: Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, Billy Mays, Ed McMahon, or Steve McNair?"
"What is your favorite Michael Jackson song?"
"What is your favorite Chuck Norris Joke?"
"How would you describe me in one word?"
"What is your first memory of me?"
"When was the last time I saw you?"
"What would be a good nickname for me?"
"How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?"
"Why does sally sell seashells by the seashore?"
"Who will you miss the most: Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, Billy Mays, Ed McMahon, or Steve McNair?"
"What is your favorite Michael Jackson song?"
"What is your favorite Chuck Norris Joke?"
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Funny Facebook Status Updates
Here is a list of funny Facebook status updates. Update your Facebook status with these funny Facebook status updates and enjoy :)
...enjoys talking in third person way too much.
...is updating his status to let you know his status is that he has no status.
...is getting behind early so he has plenty of time to catch up.
...is wondering why the chicken actually crossed the road. WHY?
...is eliminating, removing, and getting rid of redundancy in his life.
...that's what she said.
...is thinking about how everyone seems to have their face in a book but no one seems to be reading much anymore.
...is glad Facebook does not have a 140 character limit like Twitter, because sometimes i can just ramble on and on about nothing, i mean i will be talking about something one minute and then something completely different the next.
...is wondering if i will get a notification if i like my own status. Lets find out.
...says that all of his true friends will like this status. Are you his true friend?
...is putting a quote as his status- "It depends on what the meaning of the word 'is' is" -Bill Clinton.
If you enjoyed these funny Facebook status updates, click HERE for some more funny Facebook status updates.
...enjoys talking in third person way too much.
...is updating his status to let you know his status is that he has no status.
...is getting behind early so he has plenty of time to catch up.
...is wondering why the chicken actually crossed the road. WHY?
...is eliminating, removing, and getting rid of redundancy in his life.
...that's what she said.
...is thinking about how everyone seems to have their face in a book but no one seems to be reading much anymore.
...is glad Facebook does not have a 140 character limit like Twitter, because sometimes i can just ramble on and on about nothing, i mean i will be talking about something one minute and then something completely different the next.
...is wondering if i will get a notification if i like my own status. Lets find out.
...says that all of his true friends will like this status. Are you his true friend?
...is putting a quote as his status- "It depends on what the meaning of the word 'is' is" -Bill Clinton.
If you enjoyed these funny Facebook status updates, click HERE for some more funny Facebook status updates.
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IQ Test
Have you ever wondered what your IQ is? Well facebook has an application where you can take an IQ test and find out what your actual IQ is. You can then compare your IQ with your friends' IQs and see who is naturally smarter.
Start The Fun HERE.
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Start The Fun HERE.
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Friend Adjectives A-Z Note
This is what you do. Copy this whole thing, go to your profile/notes/new note, and paste it as a new note titled Friend Adjectives A-Z. Then write in the name of a friend that you think goes best with each adjective below. Then tag as many of your friends as you'd like and see what adjectives they think you belong under.
Choose a friend that you think fits each adjective best....
AWESOME
BRAVE
CRAZY
DETERMINED
EXTROVERTED
FAITHFUL
GRATEFUL
HELPFUL
INTROVERTED
JOYFUL
KIND
LOYAL
MISGUIDED
NICE
OPEN
PRETTY
QUESTIONING
REDNECK
SMART
TROUBLESOME
UNDERSTANDING
VIOLENT
WISE
X-TREMLY WEIRD
YAPPY
ZANY
Choose a friend that you think fits each adjective best....
AWESOME
BRAVE
CRAZY
DETERMINED
EXTROVERTED
FAITHFUL
GRATEFUL
HELPFUL
INTROVERTED
JOYFUL
KIND
LOYAL
MISGUIDED
NICE
OPEN
PRETTY
QUESTIONING
REDNECK
SMART
TROUBLESOME
UNDERSTANDING
VIOLENT
WISE
X-TREMLY WEIRD
YAPPY
ZANY
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Life Goals Note
This is what you do. Copy this whole thing, go to your profile/notes/new note, and paste it as a new note titled Life Goals. Then write in a list of 20 things that you want to do, see, or accomplish before you die. Then tag as many of your friends as you'd like and see their life goals. Have Fun :)
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Top 3 Note
Here is what you do... Copy this whole thing, go to your profile/notes/new note, and paste it as a new note titled TOP 3. Then write in your own top three for each category. Then tag as many of your friends as you'd like and see their top 3. Have Fun :)
list your top three of each of these things...
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Favorites A-Z Note
Here's what you do...Copy this whole thing, go to your profile/notes/new note, and paste it as a new note titled Favorites A-Z. Then write in your own favorite for each letter. Then tag as many of your friends as you'd like and see their favorites. and for other fun facebook activities visit "http://www.funonfacebook.com/" Enjoy :)
Favorite..........
ACTOR/ACTRESS?
BOARD GAME?
CARD GAME?
DRINK ON A HOT SUNNY DAY?
ENERGY DRINK?
FACEBOOK APPLICATION?
GUM FLAVOR/BRAND?
HOLIDAY?
ICE CREAM FLAVOR?
JEWISH HOLIDAY?
KIND OF FOOD?
LION KING CHARACTER?
MOVIE?
NEWS SOURCE?
OCEAN?
PIZZA TOPPING?
QUOTE?
RESTAURANT?
SEASON?
TOOL?
U-TUBE VIDEO(post link)?
VACATION SPOT?
WINDOW IN YOUR HOUSE?
X-MEN CHARACTER?
YELLOW OBJECT?
ZOO ANIMAL?
Favorite..........
ACTOR/ACTRESS?
BOARD GAME?
CARD GAME?
DRINK ON A HOT SUNNY DAY?
ENERGY DRINK?
FACEBOOK APPLICATION?
GUM FLAVOR/BRAND?
HOLIDAY?
ICE CREAM FLAVOR?
JEWISH HOLIDAY?
KIND OF FOOD?
LION KING CHARACTER?
MOVIE?
NEWS SOURCE?
OCEAN?
PIZZA TOPPING?
QUOTE?
RESTAURANT?
SEASON?
TOOL?
U-TUBE VIDEO(post link)?
VACATION SPOT?
WINDOW IN YOUR HOUSE?
X-MEN CHARACTER?
YELLOW OBJECT?
ZOO ANIMAL?
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Random Bathroom Questions Note
This is what you do. Copy this whole thing, go to your profile/notes/new note, and paste it as a new note titled Random Bathroom Questions. Then answer the random bathroom questions below. Then tag as many of your friends as you'd like and see their answers as well. Have Fun :)
Do you prefer your toilet paper to go over or under the roll?
Do you always shower in the morning?
Do you always shower at night?
What kind of toothpaste are you currently using?
Which is more important for you to use, soap or shampoo?
Ideal temperature of your shower water?
Shower or bath?
When was the last time you took a bath?
What color are your bathroom towels?
How many bathrooms are in your house?
Do you shower in the same bathroom everyday?
Do you take long showers or short showers?
Do put contacts in in the bathroom?
How many times a day do you brush your teeth?
Do you prefer your toilet paper to go over or under the roll?
Do you always shower in the morning?
Do you always shower at night?
What kind of toothpaste are you currently using?
Which is more important for you to use, soap or shampoo?
Ideal temperature of your shower water?
Shower or bath?
When was the last time you took a bath?
What color are your bathroom towels?
How many bathrooms are in your house?
Do you shower in the same bathroom everyday?
Do you take long showers or short showers?
Do put contacts in in the bathroom?
How many times a day do you brush your teeth?
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Bowling Buddies
Use the bowling buddies application to compete in a virtual game of bowling. Create a character and customize his/her look. Then compete head to head against your friends and see who is the best facebook bowler.
Start The Fun HERE.
Start The Fun HERE.
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Make a Fan Page
Create a fan page. If you think you are famous or at least want to pretend you are then create a fan page about yourself. See which of your friends will become your fan. You can also create fan pages about totally random stuff like a favorite teacher at school, or a restaurant in town.
Start The Fun HERE.
Start The Fun HERE.
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Status Tag
Okay here's what you do, copy the paragraph below and post it on a friend's status. Add your name next to the by: and let the game of tag begin.
"YOU HAVE BEEN TAGGED!!!
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now copy this paragraph, add your name to the list of names, and paste it onto another friend's status to not be it anymore.
but NO tagging any name listed above.
for other fun facebook activities visit http://www.funonfacebook.com/"
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"YOU HAVE BEEN TAGGED!!!
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now copy this paragraph, add your name to the list of names, and paste it onto another friend's status to not be it anymore.
but NO tagging any name listed above.
for other fun facebook activities visit http://www.funonfacebook.com/"
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Crazy Tagging
Look through your friend's photos and find a picture with lots of stuff in it. Tag all the things in the picture with weird and funny names. Your friend will get a bunch of notifications and will have to look at your humorous tagging.
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Mobile Location Guessing
Take a picture of something and upload it via facebook mobile with a caption that says "where am I?". Friends can then guess on your location. This is especially fun when you are traveling as you can upload pictures from various locations in a relatively short period of time.
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Tetris
Use the tetris friends application to play some tetris. There are several different versions from a marathon game to a 2 minute sprint. Challenge your friends and compete for the high score.
Start The Fun HERE.
Start The Fun HERE.
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Last to Post Wins
Update your status and say "last person to post here by June 28th at 11:59pm wins a prize(make the prize whatever you want). Then sit back and watch your friends compete on your status to win the prize. This can also be done with a message sent out to a group of friends if you want to keep the contest to a specific group of people.
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Free Lunch
Update your status and offer a free lunch to the first person to meet you at a specific restaurant. This is particularly effective with facebook mobile. The downside to this fun is that when someone shows up first you have to buy them lunch, but on the plus side at least you have company and who knows more people may come in later hoping to win the prize.
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Photo Comment Attack
Upload a picture with lots of your friends in it, or get a random picture with lots of faces to tag. Then tag a whole bunch of your friends in the picture. Then get a friend to help you comment on the picture, have a conversation between the two of you, and be creative. People will get notifications for each comment and with so many people tagged and getting notifications others will join in or scream for the comments to stop. Be warned though, this can drag on for a very long time and the notifications will pile up, so enjoy at your own risk.
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Create a Fun Story
Update your status and say "add three words to the story". Then start off the story by commenting on your status with three words("There once lived..." for instance). People can then add three words to the thread and the story goes on. See where the story goes and be creative. This can also be done with a message sent out to a group of friends if you want to keep the contest to a specific group of people.
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Likeness Quizzes
Use the Likeness application to take quizzes about all kinds of random stuff. It automatically compares your results to your friend's results, this way you can see who is most like you.
Start the Fun HERE.
Start the Fun HERE.
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Test Your Geography
Use the Traveler IQ challenge to see how much you know about geography. It is a fun interactive game where you click on the map where you think a given location is. There are many different challenges to take, with each challenge focusing on a different region or topic. See if you are more geographically savvy then your friends.
Start the Fun HERE.
Start the Fun HERE.
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Personality Test
Take a personality quiz to find out what your Myers-Briggs personality type is. This is where someone is either an I or E, N or S, T or F, and J or P. You get a four letter combination such as INTJ and then can read all about yourself. Compare your personality with your friends personalities.
Start the fun HERE.
Start the fun HERE.
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Typing Speed
Ever wonder how fast you can type? Well use the typing speed application to find out. Compare it with your friend's typing speed and see who is the fastest.
Start the fun HERE.
Start the fun HERE.
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Draw Graffiti
Use the graffiti application to draw pretty pictures for you and your friends. You can just write something as a picture or you can create a masterpiece.
Start the fun HERE.
Start the fun HERE.
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Create a Quiz About Yourself
Use this application to create a quiz about yourself. You can have as many questions as you want and ask whatever you want. Then have your friends take the quiz and see who knows you best. For added fun consider throwing in a prize to anyone who gets 100% or some set percent and then make the quiz really hard.
Start the fun HERE
Start the fun HERE
